Twenty-eight, ten, Pittsburg.
I am disgusted.
Monday, November 9, 2009
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ACCORDING TO A FACEBOOK QUIZ, IF I WAS AN INFOMERCIAL ITEM, I WOULD BE THE SHAMWOW.
"I AM NOT A CELEBRITY.
I AM NOT THE CHILD OF A CELEBRITY.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED TO, NEVER BEEN ABUSED BY, AND NEVER PROVIDED A KIDNEY FOR TRANSPLANTATION INTO ANY CELEBRITY.
IN FACT I AM SUCH A NONENTITY BY THE STANDARDS OF OUR CULTURE THAT PEOPLE MAGAZINE NOT ONLY WILL NEVER FEATURE A PEICE ABOUT ME BUT MIGHT ALSO REJECT MY ATTEMPTS TO SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR PUBLICATION ON THE GROUNDS THAT THE BLACK-HOLE OF MY NONCELEBRITY IS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO SUCK THEIR ENTIRE ENTERPRISE INTO OBLIVION."
- DEAN KOONTZ; ODD THOMAS
CURRENT BITS OF CURIOSITY FROM AROUND THE WORLD WIDE WEB.
THESE PEOPLE ARE OKAY.
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